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By theresstillsomeinmyhair - 25/08/2016 12:55 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty of birds. a few minutes into selling, I felt something hot and sticky land on my head, hard. I put my hand to my hair, and when I brought it back down, it was coated in bird shit. FML
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Baby wipes are always useful for a quick clean up. Consider investing in a portable shade tent.