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By Leauge - 18/07/2016 23:39 - United States - Russellville

Today, my daughter saw her hamster get ripped in half by her dog. FML.

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drtweed 8

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:10

That's more of a **** her life. It sucks that you gotta deal with it but it sucks more for her

karacakal2 30

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:34

Time to teach her about the circle of life

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drtweed 8

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:10

That's more of a **** her life. It sucks that you gotta deal with it but it sucks more for her

HyperTek 16

Tuesday 19 July 2016 20:21

the parent always gets it worse with little kids

karacakal2 30

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:34

Time to teach her about the circle of life

MWC007 2

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:05

that's kinda funny

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