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By armandopd26 - 31/05/2016 19:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, While walking down the stairs my dog ran under my leg and I fell face first in to the wall. Now there is a hole in a wall in the shape of my face. FML.

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:52

While reading this it played in my head as a Three Stooges skit.

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:52

While reading this it played in my head as a Three Stooges skit.

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