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By i_hate_myself - 27/05/2016 02:48 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got a failing grade on my pre-calc final. After I broke the news to my dad, he slammed the front door to his apartment building as a joke. The vibrations caused the wasp nest above the doorway to fall and sting me. I'm highly allergic. FML

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more2erotica 8

Saturday 28 May 2016 0:38

You may want to consider not telling as much to your dad. Seems reacting appropriately is not his fortè.

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more2erotica 8

Saturday 28 May 2016 0:38

You may want to consider not telling as much to your dad. Seems reacting appropriately is not his fortè.

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