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By TreyaMarie - 29/04/2016 09:03 - United States - North Hills
Today, I went to the zoo with some friends. We went and saw the gorillas. Apparently, the gorilla was in heat and tried to grab me and take me as its mate. After that, a giraffe tried to eat my head. Needless to day, never going to the San Diego Zoo ever again. FML.