Animals: Today, my roommate left our two cats together which I have asked... - FML

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By depressed - 26/04/2016 18:40 - United States - Dayton

Today, my roommate left our two cats together which I have asked him multiple times not to do. I came home at lunch to find my cats bloody corpse under the sink. His cat murdered mine. FML.

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cptncuttlefish 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:23

I'd take his cat far away so it can't make its way back.

jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:51

Jesus that's insane, one time my aunt left her two dogs alone like always but one ended up almost biting the other ones eye out, it was a bloody mess but there were no deaths involved holy crap. Damn demon cats killing and shit.

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cptncuttlefish 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:23

I'd take his cat far away so it can't make its way back.

jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:51

Jesus that's insane, one time my aunt left her two dogs alone like always but one ended up almost biting the other ones eye out, it was a bloody mess but there were no deaths involved holy crap. Damn demon cats killing and shit.

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