Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML
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teentee401 36

You wouldn't freak out if you live/sleep alone and felt breathing on the back of your neck?

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LycanGod 27

well doesn't the cat count as a live/sleep companion? even if the cat takes over the bed by scaring the OP out of it?

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DogeDogeDoge 13

And you would of reacted differently how?

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oj101 33

To be fair to Sindeyr though, Singapore is one of the safest cities in the world with almost 0 (violent crimes/murder). There's more of a chance of the cat itself being a serial killer than an actual person breaking into the house. Source: I lived there for 8 months

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teentee401 36

Who said it had to be a serial killer? Even if they didn't hurt you it'd still be creepy that a stranger climbed into bed with you.

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countryb_cth 38

Gotta love pets. Always there to great you. Even at 2am when it's unwanted.

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dezman2000 21

Cats- arguably scarier than a home invader in the middle of the night.

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LycanGod 27

cats will always be douches lol. I got one myself and his way to wake me up is with head butts lol

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cole66 14

I woke up today to my dog slowly rubbing its face up mine, nearly jumped out of my skin, waking up to thinks like that wake you not want to go to sleep

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