Accident, Awkward, Baths and Animals: Sneaky boy

Sneaky boy

By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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You deserved it 1 522

By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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You deserved it 13 719

By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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You deserved it 1 282

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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Nutritious

By Anonymous - 19/07/2020 17:01

Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML

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You deserved it 276

Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 477

You deserved it 253

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 454

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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You deserved it 9 119

Jakk100 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:32

Picturing a dog holding a hose and bathing a human is something permanently burned into my memory now. Thank you for that!

missbrit818 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

Dog-1 Human-0

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howard007 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:29

At least you're both clean now?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

Dog 1 OP 0

missbrit818 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

Dog-1 Human-0

spacey_blueberry 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

It's only fair right?

Steve97 32

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:30

In soviet Russia dog bathes you! Ah sorry for not thinking anything clever >.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:31

This is Russia not Texas...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:41

Texas not Russia*

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:12

6, I advise you to go look up the "in Soviet Russia..." meme.

Jakk100 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:32

Picturing a dog holding a hose and bathing a human is something permanently burned into my memory now. Thank you for that!

I_Like_Dogs 28

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:01

Thank you for making me picture that. Now it's burned into my memory too. Yay!

trellz17 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:33

At least he didn't do #1 or #2 in the tub.

herpderp1234 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:34

Man's best friend

wsj93 6

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:34

This happens to everyone, don't feel special.

ChopSuey444 20

Sunday 30 August 2015 4:50

Exactly. This is not an FML at all.

Cads1 24

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:38

Fail!

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Sneaky boy

Same thing different taste

It's a doggy dog world

Keeping warm

Nutritious

Good boy

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