Animals: Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started...

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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sorryheadphones 26

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 20 April 2015 1:39

I guess your day has gone to the dogs.

gm1beanzz 14

Monday 20 April 2015 3:30

These were some bad puns.

Teyros 24

Monday 20 April 2015 4:48

Seeing as we're making bad puns we can say her laughter was born in the dog house

Jason89 15

Monday 20 April 2015 6:19

afterwards she is gonna HOWL from this

xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

Stephencharis 14

Wednesday 21 October 2015 8:02

that will make a good experiment....

sterling1113 15

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Sounds like she made you.. barking-mad. Sorry I'll see myself out now

cakefete2 30

Monday 20 April 2015 0:23

Number one beat you to it. That's ruff.

sterling1113 15

Monday 20 April 2015 7:02

Noticed it too late. :( and I'm out of puns, dog-gonnit.

Tarlachia 33

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

"I'm not a barking rat, mom!"

201chasew 22

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Do you have a hyena laugh?

DanCastellaneta 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:09

I can't even...

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 20 April 2015 5:48

Try

Mauskau 35

Monday 20 April 2015 12:37

So you can only odd?

NickEd 11

Monday 20 April 2015 0:09

They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless your laughter sounds like a chihuahua barking.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:10

I'm sorry, OP!

davidpropert 32

Monday 20 April 2015 1:22

Cool

abNormal62 23

Monday 20 April 2015 0:15

Did you leave the room with your tail between your legs?

skye147 20

Monday 20 April 2015 0:22

That sucks.aybe you should start laughing all creepy-like, then she defiantly won't mistake you for a tiny dog

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