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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Friday 13 March 2015 18:42

Now neither of you got any nuts :(

Fuaaad1994 31

Friday 13 March 2015 18:43

Maybe the guy likes his girls dirty...

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giantsfan2010 23

Friday 13 March 2015 18:42

Now neither of you got any nuts :(

Johnnycake23 42

Friday 13 March 2015 18:43

You're mutts!

Fuaaad1994 31

Friday 13 March 2015 18:43

Maybe the guy likes his girls dirty...

Daevas 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:27

I know I do.. ;D

Purexinsanity 46

Friday 13 March 2015 18:43

That must be a really big/strong dog

enddmd 27

Friday 13 March 2015 21:29

Or a really small/light owner

mellajella 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 21:20

I can just imagine it now, a small chihuahua dragging OP through the mud.

kimg0885 23

Friday 13 March 2015 18:45

It's ok op it could be the start of a great romantic comedy.

snarkytruth 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 12:23

Play her cards right and that dog could be a great wing man! That would make a great how did you meet story unlike most boring ones you hear.

shaaza 16

Friday 13 March 2015 18:46

Lol smart dog Dog saw you stare at the boy and the dog see a squirrel Dog took that opportunity Its all good OP

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 13 March 2015 19:36

Huh?

Markovski 18

Friday 13 March 2015 18:46

Getting down and dirty

potato_meat 12

Friday 13 March 2015 18:47

Meh, shouldn't change anything. Would have actually been a good chance to spark up a conversation with him. It's not like the mud will be there for the rest of your life.

xluciferx666 21

Friday 13 March 2015 18:47

Your dog did it on purpose he wants you all to himself

Manic1 13

Friday 13 March 2015 18:48

Yes, this kind of sucks right now, but if he ends up liking you and you him then it is just a funny story about how you met.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Friday 13 March 2015 18:48

In the movies, that'd be the perfect start to a relationship. Sucks in real life though :/ Sorry OP

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