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Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18526) - you deserved it (61287)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

#3 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am by uneekfreak16

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haha you little pussy

#2 - On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am by hyper12332

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