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Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML

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On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

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FYL OP hope you figure out a way to stop the sound.

#1 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:21am by zarosian

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It will die soon and dry up quickly, don't worry. I absolutely despise crickets. if you want to treat your lizard get him hornworms or Phoenix Worms.

#6 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:23am by Divia1

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