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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43765) - you deserved it (3789) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Blood and dust just clogs up everything!

#1 - On 05/09/2014 at 1:51am by ForwardUn2Dawn

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Cause baths are over rated

#3 - On 05/09/2014 at 1:56am by warsun

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