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Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43452) - you deserved it (11022)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

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Or they thought it was a pussy purring?

#3 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:28pm by Enslaved

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Maybe they're trying to tell you something

#1 - On 02/02/2014 at 8:26pm by colton_colton

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