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Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

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In all seriousness, open every window/door possible to let it air out and turn off the AC!

#1 - On 01/18/2014 at 11:00am by Robbieisadowg

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Ugh. Animals can be such animals sometimes.

#3 - On 01/18/2014 at 11:02am by emmingle

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