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Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

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On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well of course you've got puncture wounds. You peed on her and scratched her. Poor cat.

#3 - On 12/16/2013 at 10:22am by TheDrifter

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Who's pee stains?

#2 - On 12/16/2013 at 10:21am by birdly

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