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Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

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Your cat whould do the same if it was you on the table.

#2 - On 12/10/2013 at 6:05am by karo_mit_k

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Grow up

#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 6:05am by Fuaaad1994

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