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Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44357) - you deserved it (6677)

On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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Why not let her outside? O.o

#3 - On 10/26/2013 at 10:05am by flea_of_death

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At least the shit did not hot the fan?
Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey.
Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

#1 - On 10/26/2013 at 10:04am by Keevarou

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