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Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45594) - you deserved it (3286)

On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

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Well, what an alarming situation

#1 - On 10/05/2013 at 2:00pm by King_paradox

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the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

#3 - On 10/05/2013 at 2:02pm by fay32

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