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Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where he tastes Gary's food.

#1 - On 09/18/2013 at 1:15pm by PenguinBitch

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Habits are hard to break... Did it taste good?

#2 - On 09/18/2013 at 1:15pm by XSeraphinX

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