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Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Jade (woman) - United States (California)

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and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

#4 - On 08/22/2013 at 3:11am by NoFlippinWai

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Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

#3 - On 08/22/2013 at 3:11am by lovelyheadache

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