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Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21380) - you deserved it (37101)

On 08/16/2013 at 2:41pm - animals - by fUcKOAHdSAjl (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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If you've seen Tommy Boy, you would know to run out of the car screaming "BEES!" The cops will be allergic to bees and leave you alone according to the movie.

#2 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:24pm by NoorFML

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Your dog was riding the seat? Why wasn't he riding IN the seat? No wonder you got distracted.

#4 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:26pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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