Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

by fUcKOAHdSAjl / 08/16/2013 at 2:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals

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  • If you've seen Tommy Boy, you would know to run out of the car screaming "BEES!" The cops will be allergic to bees and leave you alone according to the movie.

    #2 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:24pm by NoorFML

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  • Your dog was riding the seat? Why wasn't he riding IN the seat? No wonder you got distracted.

    #4 - On 08/16/2013 at 7:26pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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