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Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38056) - you deserved it (3534)

On 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Hamesters have been known to eat their babies, it's sad but normal.

#3 - On 08/03/2013 at 8:56pm by pandalover69

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Damn, nature you SCARY.

#7 - On 08/03/2013 at 8:58pm by Jacksparrow72

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