No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

213 1
Stylux_fml 16

Then wouldn't the turtle still catch up to him?

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flashback.miss 28

Bend and snap!

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ihpp 22

This makes me wanna look up clips from Legally Blonde the musical

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ikilledaman 9

WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH YOUR PICTURE? HOLY SHIT

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untouchable763 10

So what happened? Don't cliff hanger me like that!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

OP and the turtle had an interesting chat. OP explained how his crazy fiancé's father shot him recently. Hence why he felt faint. He said he called off the wedding citing insane father in law as the primary reason.

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Myo_fml 20

I hope OP had good reflexes. If one of those latches on, it won't let go even if the head is removed.

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anabuddy123 10

Ouch, poor you and I guess the turtle was defending itself

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thatgirlincali 13

Ouch, hopefully you're okay.

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cottoncandymango 17

Well didn't ya know? The turtle was just giving you a friendly greeting.

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QQMorePlox 18

Leave the turtles alone, you are not Mario.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

As long as it didn't bite you, I don't see a problem here.

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