Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 4:19am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

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  • Haha!! Sorry but that is funny. I bet the giraffe was just as disappointed as you.

    #2 - On 07/29/2013 at 12:52pm by AustinDenton

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  • This is how we get those crazy hazard signs. This one will read: No orange barrettes next to the giraffes. No one will know why either.

    #3 - On 07/29/2013 at 12:53pm by DerrickJames

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