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Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49768) - you deserved it (4185)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Maybe he was just actually a very polite horse and was trying to carry you as far away from the smell as possible.

#3 - On 07/28/2013 at 6:21am by Soloman212

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I guess you could call it
A night-mare

#1 - On 07/28/2013 at 6:10am by Ritchie1

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