Sexy boy

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 696
You deserved it 4 229

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wizardo 33

"I did not have sexual relations with that blanket" - Senator Dog

BubbleGrunge 18

You better watch your ass OP! After all, you were cuddling with the dogs lover all night!

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BubbleGrunge 18

You better watch your ass OP! After all, you were cuddling with the dogs lover all night!

......(awaits a tasteless 3-some joke involving Op, the dog, and the blanket.....) :p

Wizardo 33

"I did not have sexual relations with that blanket" - Senator Dog

Hope you didn't get the sent on you... good luck OP.

****, scent. Goddamn autocorrect, scent is a ******* word.

6- Taste good?? You typically Eat the blanket you're using to keep warm? O.o Interesting. Well okay then, no judgments... ;P

I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

Be Careful you dont want the dog to start giving you the "love" eyes

My little dog has a stuffed animal for that. She also likes to hold on to it when cuddling people...

olpally 32

Taking doggy style to a whole new level... Literally. Lol. I suggest taking a shower and burning your clothes like jim Carey did in ace Ventura: pet detective :D haha.

Sounds like doggy ****-- "Ace Ventura: Pet my Erection"

perdix 29

Didn't the blanket keep you all warm and gooey, like a S'More? Wasn't the dog pissed that you were sleeping with his bitch?

perdix 29

#42, well, if you're not going to finish that one, I couldn't let it go to waste. . .