Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
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How the hell did a toy hand get up your dog's ass? on second thought, don't want to know.
#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:02am by Zack6849
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You got the shit slapped out of you while at the same time, getting the shit slapped onto you.
#6 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:03am by Chelsea_bella
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