Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

by Gribby / 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

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  • I commend you for your care of the bird, but you had to know something bad would happen if you had to smuggle the bird in.

    #1 - On 06/28/2013 at 4:18am by Nordrag

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  • You should just tell them. Its probably better than them thinking that youre shooting up heroin at work

    #3 - On 06/28/2013 at 4:21am by CheeseTron

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