Animals: Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window....

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

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jojimugo 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:05

Run... Forget your girlfriend she has already been compromised

ksktwin84 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:06

Did you run out and leave her in there in order to post on FML? Go rescue her!

Comments

eyepuppy 31

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:04

Wow. That sucks man.

imaginaryvoice 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:06

They're just flying around the house and your girlfriend just accepted it? Why the hell is she still in there?

PulseShock 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:20

Wow, they have a button for that man.

joefrazier 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 3:11

Yeah, no shit.

thatgirlkat 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:19

That'd bee a bit of a problem.

Sinistra_Blue 12

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:55

Hey #60, thats offensive, wasp your language!

jojimugo 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:05

Run... Forget your girlfriend she has already been compromised

ksktwin84 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 0:06

Did you run out and leave her in there in order to post on FML? Go rescue her!

KiddoKS 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 2:02

Today my boyfriend let a bunch of wasps in the house and the ran out like a little girl, leaving me to take care of the situation. FML ---OPs girlfriend