Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

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ApollosMyth 22

Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

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Dusty_Busters 15

Eh... Kinda close I guess lol

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artistic09 7

Sorry I feel much worse for the cat, it had to deal with your drunk dad, just make such you don't get cat scratch disease

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ironichalibut 24

Next time he takes a shower give him the ol' cat-hat.

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MrSassypants 32

Am I only the only sick bastard that thought of a hat made out of a cat? Yes? Alright then.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Oh I liked that!

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botanistjessica 24

Understandably the cat must be pissed, but I'd say OP's face probably needs much more sympathy.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

8, your dog is beautiful

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botanistjessica 24

Aw, thanks. I have three lovely border collies.

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Ouch! Well sorry to hear OP! Neither you or the cat deserved it.

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kdbernie10 3

This is an ingenious new alarm. I always just snooze my alarm and sleep more. But you can't snooze aching cat wounds.

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girlbye23 15

Wait till he is sleeping then lob it back

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olpally 32

Wake up! What a dick move. The cat is not the troll for once! Your dad is.

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