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Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51250) - you deserved it (10858)

On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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You should buy one of those attack dog suits the police use to train their dogs. You'd be invincible! Or a giant scratching post..

#3 - On 06/21/2013 at 12:56pm by rg350dx

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Your cat's just protecting you, and itself from cat burglars.

#4 - On 06/21/2013 at 12:57pm by chris274

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