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Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54471) - you deserved it (3712)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

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Well, what was it!? You cant just leave us hanging!

#3 - On 05/27/2013 at 6:07am by enamis

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You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.

#1 - On 05/27/2013 at 6:06am by TheCamoWulf

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