Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

by good husband / 04/30/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada / Animals

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  • For fuck's sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make?

    New material! NOW!

    #12 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:14pm by DocBastard

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  • Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...

    #2 - On 04/30/2013 at 4:10pm by Ambient25

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