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Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 3:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

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You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.

#3 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:17pm by ozpunker

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This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|

#2 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:17pm by cb1002630

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