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By whykarma - 26/03/2013 21:17 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By stupiddog - 15/04/2014 12:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

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By Tree - 21/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By panda - 03/03/2011 11:20

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:03

keep him away from your pet rock!!

DrJesse 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:07

At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will **** his work up.

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error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:03

keep him away from your pet rock!!

TwitchingNebula 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 21:16

German shepherds have a thing for rocks...pet or not.

DrJesse 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:07

At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will **** his work up.

that1guyyy 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:07

I smell viral video?

pugpuggy 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:22

Ugh, what the **** is that smell? It smells like shit.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:10

Gotta stop getting your dog stoned OP...

error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:26

pun intended?

error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:30

because I didn't get your stone! ;)

gc327072 30

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:05

^error 404 joke not found.

KingDead 18

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:12

'Why karma' is his title.. Makes me wonder if he's truly worried about inanimate objects.. What'd you do OP?! Haha

mcaisse77 17

Wednesday 27 March 2013 11:18

I think Karma is op's dog's name. It's very common for a dog to be named Karma.

PincessBoff 6

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:15

Karma's a bitch, right?

KingDead 18

Wednesday 27 March 2013 21:47

Ah, thanks #24, that makes much more sense heh..

LovesSushi 25

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:13

Growing up, we had a golden lab that would bark at rocks all the time. He would get mad because he could not grab them. But when he was able to, man oh man, that was one happy dog! I feel for ya.

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:13

My new puppy tries to eat rocks. And sticks. And paper. It's very hard to take her outside!

Barhinder 9

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:16

It could have been something in the paint. I do the same at Home Hardware...

xeka 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:17

That rock could do more damage then you know!

dinosxxrawr 22

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:22

you'll regret doubting your dog when rocks take over the world.

whatnow430 15

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:38

They already have, theyre everywhere man!

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:17

#9, don't worry, the dog also has aspirations of World Domination. Stay on his good side and you'll be OK.

guitarbeast 22

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:24

Just wait till the rock revolution. You'll be happy when your dog keeps you safe from those stony bastards.

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