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Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29915) - you deserved it (3321)

On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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keep him away from your pet rock!!

#1 - On 03/27/2013 at 4:03am by error404n0tf0und

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At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will fuck his work up.

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 4:07am by DrJesse

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