Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
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Zestus 19

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

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Firuzzy 10

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

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Firuzzy 10

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

247 2
wlddog 14

Turn around and ask her for her phone. That way you can shove your nose in her business and everything would be fair.

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TheGodDamnJoker 9

I really don't see the Issue here. I mean op (a "twisted bitch") is only humping another dog right? It's only natural for dogs to hump each other.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

I see you finally gave in to your attractive boyfriend.

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Crazynopantsman 11

She couldn't stay away from that Golden Retriever

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Karalela44 15

Guys, guys...it's all about Red Dobermans

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Zestus 19

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

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nanxi 30

And then invite her to join the party. :D

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kozzard 17

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it!"

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gc327072 30

Then the phone rings playing "the bad touch"

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tygerarmy 35

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

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MidnaLink 33

... doing like they do on the discovery channel.

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Mortoli 30

Nah nah bitch her out to mind her own business without saying anything bout the comment. Then reply to him saying alright can't wait to get home ;)... Lol of course make sure she looking.

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not_a_robot 15

How at all is this relevant to the FML? Am I missing something?

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miketopgunmike1 25

Because the dumb bitch is nosing her way into op's conversation which she had no reason to be a part of 34....... I swear some people are just stupid

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Zomg_Okay 26

I don't know, 44. I think 34 has a point, I still can't see where farming implements come into this or what attempting to strangle them would accomplish.

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diaosi 4

I thumbed it down for the use of "dat"

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lilhellian 26

In this day and age.. People like that are almost as rare as virgins..

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LovesSushi 25

That's what people get for being nosey. Your boyfriend sounds hilarious though!

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Nath1G 4

Well if you're a bitch.. Your not doing anything wrong

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G97Alex 21

Correcting people while having an apparent superiority complex doesn't help you get thumbs up.

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charvisioku 22

65: Neither does failing to notice the username is the same on both posts :p

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nooshGol 15

Wow that sucks OP. People need to mind their own business.

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