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Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31158) - you deserved it (2800)

On 03/12/2013 at 10:05am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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The funny thing is that the OP's daughter is 28.

#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 2:22pm by perdix

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I wonder what would happen if I went to a strip club and shouted that phrase...

#5 - On 03/12/2013 at 2:28pm by NoorFML

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