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Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 2:12am - animals - by thecatlady (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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If you have to pay through the nose to keep five pussies cool to keep one pussy warm, ya just shut up and do it.

Or start learning yoga.

#4 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:01am by perdix

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That blows.

#3 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:00am by Pleonasm

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