Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
by Doggotmytongue / 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
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Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along
#2 - On 02/13/2013 at 2:57am by cliffibom
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Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.
#5 - On 02/13/2013 at 3:00am by JR_Goes_Rawr
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