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Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)

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Seems like she is into beastiality so I think you would rather not go along

#2 - On 02/13/2013 at 2:57am by cliffibom

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Did she have a dog as well? If not she takes doggy style a little too serious.

#5 - On 02/13/2013 at 3:00am by JR_Goes_Rawr

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