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Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7566)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

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Clean up after yourself.

#1 - On 01/11/2013 at 10:09am by taytoc

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Troll mom strikes again.

#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 10:10am by emeraldisle

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