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Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

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This close to the actual holiday, I don't think it matters much.

#2 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:27am by RevengeIsSweet

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Well I hope you have a wonderful Christmas anyway. Merry Xmas everyone on FML!

#9 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:34am by zandalee

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