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Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24942) - you deserved it (15044)

On 12/07/2012 at 10:30am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Time to go get mister whiskers #2

#4 - On 12/07/2012 at 12:35pm by guitarbeast

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The mouse wasn't asking for a cookie. You didn't need to kill him.

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 12:34pm by 3rdbass

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