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Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33154) - you deserved it (3691)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

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That was barbaric of him. I'm so sorry OP, that must have been an awful thing for you to see. FYL.

#1 - On 12/06/2012 at 10:03am by GracesDelirium

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And this, children, is what we call a redneck funeral.

#7 - On 12/06/2012 at 10:06am by charvisioku

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