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Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26383) - you deserved it (2447)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Did he survive?
And how do you know he was there for hours?
I am very curious about this one.

#4 - On 10/12/2012 at 3:10am by JustKittyKat

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Scorpion king is pissed!

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 3:08am by goldfishgod

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