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Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20671) - you deserved it (2702)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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"Fucking son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

#2 - On 10/11/2012 at 6:09am by MURIKKA

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Well, doesn't he have a fancy diet.

#1 - On 10/11/2012 at 6:06am by Dargoria

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