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Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (14057)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?

#1 - On 08/02/2012 at 3:15am by DustyStorm

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"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...

#6 - On 08/02/2012 at 3:22am by turbodewsh

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