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Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (17107) - you deserved it (95276)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Scared shitless?

#1 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:03pm by FBIWarning

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YDI Dont fuck around with your cat like that.

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:04pm by Shadydeals

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