Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals

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  • Forget you, fuck that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!

    #7 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:51pm by ShroomsOnAcid

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  • Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...

    #11 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:52pm by reallytho3

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