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Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51238) - you deserved it (6210)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:16am - animals - by babyboomerang (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Oh gosh, that sucks. My dog wouldn't even wait for you to look away though, he would just go for it.

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:48pm by angelxcollins

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wow, got owned by your dog

#4 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:52pm by FBIWarning

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